Quotable

Who you really think give a f*** how much your watch cost? How much your watch cost? You bout to get your watch lost. — DMX ————— It doesn’t matter what you think about spending real money on pretty rocks, or...

As always, as good a day as there is to remember that what’s right and what’s legal can be profoundly different things. We’ll be back tomorrow to talk about the death of the West Coast Offense, what Saturday’s Untebowing means...

“Ask Pat. Ask Pat.” — Mike Holmgren, Cleveland Browns “He is very, very defensive today. … An instant classic.” — Tony Grossi, Cleveland Plain Dealer “….smarmy, arrogant, patronizing, defensive, a...

All else equal, it’s significantly more compelling when a veteran face of the franchise has something to say about folks with whom he still works every day than when a second-year player who’s barely hanging onto a starting job flaps abou...

“If Butch Davis was in charge of the U.S. military draft from 1941-1945, its capital would be Berlin.” — Tom Reed, Akron Beacon Journal, circa 2006 To all the real soldiers, for real, as always.

It’s not like we’d expect just any Steelers fan to be able to refrain from repeatedly blurting alarmingly sociopathic utterances, but a guy who manages to get himself elected governor of Ohio? From the Columbus Dispatch via Plunderbund, h...

When Katy Yeiser of the A.V. Club asked Jan Terri why she wrote the timeless Halloween anthem “Get Down Goblin,” Terri explained: “I wrote it because the only major [Halloween] song that I remember was ‘Monster Mash,’ an...

“We just start like the worst football team.” — Josh Cribbs, 10/30/11 ————— If you want to think the Browns will win more than 5 games this season, you (literally) have to assume they’ll be able t...

It’s Week 7 and with the world’s first, only and most affirmative football picking competition with a weekly writing requirement having already conclusively proven the bankruptcy of postmodern philosophy, it was only a matter of time befo...

A fresh of breath air in the Plain Dealer, with new PD hire Tom Reed* and his piece on the San Francisco 49ers spending the week between their games in Cincy and Philly in Youngstown, training at the Youngstown State football facility. “These a...

Our guy Dabes is gonna show America what’s up tonight. “They’re building something here in Cleveland.” LOL. Dolphins +7.5 over Patriots.

Per Politifact via the Plain Dealer: “Rooting for the Red Sox is like rooting for the drug companies,” said Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown on August 4th on MSNBC’s Morning Joe program in response to sociopathic taunting by host Joe Scar...