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Howard Smith-US PRESSWIRE For another year, handlers have sedated the Phanatic and dyed him a celebratory shade of red for “Paint the Town Red Week,” March 29 – April 3, leading up to MLB’s Opening Day. And also for another...
A forced ceremony took place in which the town surrendered it's key to their new overlord as he laughed and danced in open mockery of their suffering.
Now we've got a generation of people who will be looking over their shoulders in anticipation of a one-mascot party materializing because they successfully change a baby's diaper or didn't blast through a red light.
How the hell is the Philadelphia fan base supposed to care about a mascot when they, not only cannot compete with the Phanatic, but can't compete with Mr.
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