Pat Burrell

Yesterday morning, we put out the call for photographic proof of Pat Burrell dancing shirtless while wearing a blazer the night before at the Pen & Pencil, a Philly press club that legally stays open after-hours, when most of its patrons are bar and...

Pat Burrell batting for the Philadelphia Phillies in 2007 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)              It's the Red Sox in town, and we're happy to rub elbows with such astute baseball fans. Th...

That's the rumor out of Philadelphia this morning and we'd love to hear more information if you've got it. We'd especially love pictures. Delicious, shirtless (with possible blazer combo), dancing pictures. More »...

Here he is throwing the first pitch out at a Giants game in San Francisco, not at all scanning the crowd with viciously amorous intentions...

The Mets' pitching staff, after years of torment, can finally envision a day where they will not have to face Chipper Jones or Pat Burrell.

It is now common knowledge that Ruben Amaro Jr. was engaged in negotiations to essentially turn Joe Blanton into Bobby Abreu, then turn Abreu into AJ Burnett. I have a soft-spot for Blanton: the big Kentuckian was perfectly serviceable during the 200...

Former Phillie, Pat Burrell, announced his retirement this past week, allowing me to finally hang up his number five t-shirt for good. Summing up the career of Pat “The Bat” is tougher than it seems. If you look at his stat sheet, his strengths a...

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Pat Burrell is set to announce his retirement today according to Tim Dierkes of MLB Trade Rumors. Burrell, also known as Pat the Bat and the Machine, was a beacon of hope for a floundering franchise scorned by JD Drew’s famous refusal to sign.

MLB Trade Rumors had it first, and noted rich guy Jon Heyman confirmed on Twitter: Pat Burrell is retiring. The thumping, lumbering outfielder posted a .253/.361/.472 line in 12 MLB seasons, most of them with the Phillies. He had ranked 25th among ac...