Nl East Infection

"YOU HEAR ME, KIRK GIBSON?!"...

I always thought that we called the Braves the 'Barves' because it sounded like 'barf,' and that's why everybody wants to do when they hear the Tomahawk Chop or another tongue bath for Chipper Jones from national broadcasters. Don't they know he's c...

A marathon is a thing where a guy jogs for a while and everybody claps for him at the end even though he's puking and pooping all over them. Which is all good after a "marathon," but not on "Sunday morning at my niece's barbecue." All I want is so...

But what harm could there be in a guy with a two-year $12 million contract sitting out a month or two? For the Mets, I mean.

Atlanta has already dressed the pressing query of WHY they chop. Finally, it will be nice to have a record of HOW.

Rhyming!

And there will be lasers. Duh.

Washington Nationals The Nats were accidentally mentioned in the same breath as “playoff contenders” the other day, indicating once and for all that this is a changing world.  Though it should be no surprise anymore–with the amount...

You might say the first casualty of the Marlins' re-branding was their logo. Which is now all over everything. So you might say the first casualty was absolutely everything.

*OMGGGG* --Hanley Ramirez, grown-ass man...

They're making Citi Field easier to play in I guess.